That note taped under the history of magic desk.

[ADIN LARISSA ELLIS]

Dear fellow student suffering through history of magic class who is for some reason, feeling the bottom of the desk and found this note,
Do you become bored in this class as much as I?
Best wishes for a kind, swift death before you die of boredom,
-- A.

[LOGAN AMOS SHACKLEBOLT]

To the weirdo putting notes on the bottom of the desk,
Perhaps if you were paying attention, you'd find this is very inter---

Sorry, fell asleep. What was that?
-- L
P.s. How's that death working out for you?

[ADIN LARISSA ELLIS]

L,
I never denied being a bit abnormal now did I? Though you're the one touching the bottom of the desk...not attempting to stick your gum there I hope. It's a rather crude practice. The death is rather unattractive, I must say. Perhaps you should skip class and avoid the risk.
Stay attractive,
-- A.

[LOGAN AMOS SHACKLEBOLT]

A,
Gum is a disgusting invention. The gum you've probably been touching doesn't belong to me. Hope that keeps you up at night. Perhaps I should have skipped class, but then you wouldn't be getting this not back. I bet they're the highlight of your whole day too. Anyone would be lucky to get a note from me.
I've never been anything but,
-- L

[ADIN LARISSA ELLIS]

L,
I don't think we could ever agree more on the subject. Muggle sweets are disgusting. I'd like to see someone try and stick a chocolate frog under this desk. Not possible? My point exactly. However, I think this desk is remarkably gum-free. It's truly a miracle. You stayed in class for me? How sweet! However, the highlight of my day involves riding a broomstick, and it isn't yours. Hmm...certainly hope you're male, otherwise this just got quite awkward. Carry on.
Self absorbed much? (Though perhaps you have a reason to be),
-- A.

[LOGAN AMOS SHACKLEBOLT]

A,
Why would anyone waste a chocolate frog? If you can even hold onto it long enough to do anything with it, eat it. It's a good one. I can tell by your handwriting you're a female. Either that, or a very girly man. Either way, you probably would adore me. Though I do have my hopes you are female, otherwise you're correct... THis would be awkward.
When you're as good looking as me, you deserve to talk about it
-- L

[ADIN LARISSA ELLIS]

L,
Maybe I dislike chocolate. Some do say that chocolate doesn't taste as good as skinny feels you know! However, I've always found that to be a dirty lie. Perceptive one aren't you? Rest assured, you're correct. I'd give you a prize, but as previously stated, a chocolate frog probably wouldn't stick to the desk!
Perhaps it needs more discussion,
-- A.

[LOGAN AMOS SHACKLEBOLT]

A,
Any girl who dislikes chocolate is a liar. And skinny is what should be. Hope you are. Perhaps you shouldn't eat chocolate if you want to be skinny. Maybe we could arrange something a little more fun than just some chocolate, if you know what I mean ;]
All the ladies already discuss it often,
-- L

[ADIN LARISSA ELLIS]

L,
Should I be insulted that you think it's even remotely possible for me to be fat? I just like chocolate. It's the fruit of the gods I'm certain. You're dirty. Though maybe I don't mind. If you're gonna get anything though, you have to figure out who I am. Though if you're like, a third year Hufflepuff, please don't bother. That's a little young for me, and I find Hufflepuffs to be a bore.
If I haven't heard of you, maybe you are a third year Hufflepuff...,
-- A.

[LOGAN AMOS SHACKLEBOLT]

A,
Oh, touchy now aren't we? Used to be fat? Kudos for losing the weight. Makes me real proud, and gives me faith that everyone can do it. And people probably should more. And I can be as dirty as you want, babe. Hufflepuff? Insulting! Though you seem to go a Slytherin air about you with that comment. And a third year? Really? What a pathetic thought.
Oh I'm sure you have, like I said, I travel around the ladies thoughts all the time,
-- L

[ADIN LARISSA ELLIS]

L,
Calling me an ex-hiefer one minute and babe the next hmm? What a player...and a douche. A winning douche though. You're right on with Slytherin. You're certainly not Slytherin, obviously not Hufflepuff, and if you were Ravenclaw you'd likely be paying attention in class instead of writing notes to mysterious sexy ladies, so I'm going to go with Gryffindor. Hopefully my house doesn't offend you, lion. Sixth year then? If you were a seventh, I'd certainly know you.
Maybe you don't meet my standards,
-- A.

[LOGAN AMOS SHACKLEBOLT]

A,
Let's get one thing straight; I'm always winning. Always. That's rule number one. And yes, your method of elimination works surprisingly well. If you're a sexy lady, the house doesn't matter, serpent. You probably don't know everyone in your year. Perhaps I am. Perhaps I am not. Can't give too much away, I know it keeps you up at night wondering.
Maybe you should raise your standards then,
-- L

[ADIN LARISSA ELLIS]

L,
Always winning? Funny, so am I. So if it came between the two of us, who would win? I'm a little busy at night to be thinking of you, though I'm certain you wish otherwise.
But then you'd never make it,
-- A.

[LOGAN AMOS SHACKLEBOLT]

A,
Like I said, I always win. Therefore, I'm not worried. You're constant replies scream otherwise. Perhaps I should just stop responding if you're so bored with me. Good luck getting through this class then.
Not my problem, you're the one missing out,
-- L

[ADIN LARISSA ELLIS]

L,
My, my...someone spit in your pumpkin juice this morning?
You're quite temperamental,
-- A.